Song of the Day!

"We Will Become Silhouettes (when our bodies finally go)" by The Postal Service

...But all the news reports recommended that

I stay indoors

Because the air outside will make our cells

Divide at an alarming rate until our shells

Simply cannot hold all our insides in,

And that's when we'll explode

(and it won't be a pretty sight)...

Good old Tulane

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While I could rant for hours on Tulane's 9/11 memorial it might be silly since Tulane itself didn't take any interest in the event itself, no photo shoot, no proud day for campus, just "eh, i guess we have to start this" while muttering under their breath "wtf did we get ourselves into?". TREES, GARDEN, SIMPLE, AFFORDABLE, and BEAUTIFUL not EGO, PERMANENT, I need to build something because (deleted so I don't get fired), ABCESS...I'm running out of breath thinking about this.

Blaise was nice enough to show me the models and designs for the Murphy Institute the newly proposed growth on the rear of the Richardson building. SHoP won with a plan not much different than Office DA but much more aggressive. Luckily it has been designed to match the 9/11 memorial. So now not only does that ridiculous shrine exist but it has spawned a huge floating twin that reminds me of something H.R. Geiger would draw. Though the Institute is not bad architecture in the sense that it is ABSOLUTELY absurd it definitely is not conservative, contextual, or anything like the last piece of garden campus left. While we're at it lets change the Hullabaloo Cheer into some diddy by Master P and get the transformation from good ol' Tulane to hip new Tulane over with.

The weird baby looked at the world with its only eye, took a breath of air with the trunk that was growing on its forehead, and died. Doctors of one of St.Petersburg hospitals told the Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper that it was an absolutely normal woman that gave birth to the incredible mutant-baby, which could be compared to a Cyclops.

Summer of Champagne Continues

Tonight, amidst the scotch induced euphoria I had a brilliant idea. The Summer of Champagne will continue in the wake of the international beer fest (a momentus success last weekend)! Bring friends or Champagne to Joyce's house at 9:30 pm Saturday following the windy interruption of the Tropical Storm named Arlene. I've got two bottles but we all know damn well that is hardly enough for me so kick in and get the good stuff! 3707 Baronne.

see ya here.

Biggest threat to my life at the moment

huh? What day is it?

I haven't had a real thought in days. I'm not sure if it is out of pure mental rebellion or if I'm still hungover from Sunday's river cruise. I don't even think I was that drunk but Sangria can sneak up on you and upset your stomach as can KFC washed down with Protozoa and Piss (sometimes known as bayou water). Sunday was good fun, but now it is Tuesday and I may be on the verge of a zen like state, this can be the only reason for my lack of thoughts. I'm beginning to feel like Tom Cruise in Last Samurai except without the great looks and 26 year old girlfriend, mine is 25, beat that Mister fancy movie star man!

Joyce is in the Carolinas probably sitting on the beach or getting rained on. I'm usually the one that is gone so this is a change for me. I have to guard the castle but probably not with my life, she has insurance so my life I will keep. I'm going to cross my legs now and see what happens. I hope it is something kinky.

Joyce imbibes Aubry Champagne at Bacchanal in the Bywater.

Lanthor and Funny Fred are obviously captivated by my uncannily witty banter and good looks.

Kickin it on the canal in ZhouZhuang, China. I wish our gondola operator would look out for the building or at least look where she is going! Check out the moves Grover is putting on Tianjin, arm all ticklin on the back.