MSY to PVG seat 17C

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"We Will Become Silhouettes (when our bodies finally go)" by The Postal Service...But all the news reports recommended that I stay indoorsBecause the air outside will make our cellsDivide at an alarming rate until our shells Simply cannot hold all our insides in,And that's when we'll explode(and it won't be a pretty sight)...

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http://www.nola.com/news/t-p/metro/index.ssf?/base/news-9/1118299211275640.xmlWhile I could rant for hours on Tulane's 9/11 memorial it might be silly since Tulane itself didn't take any interest in the event itself, no photo shoot, no proud day for campus, just "eh, i guess we have to start this" while muttering under their breath "wtf did we get ourselves into?". TREES, GARDEN, SIMPLE,

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The weird baby looked at the world with its only eye, took a breath of air with the trunk that was growing on its forehead, and died. Doctors of one of St.Petersburg hospitals told the Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper that it was an absolutely normal woman that gave birth to the incredible mutant-baby, which could be compared to a Cyclops.

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Tonight, amidst the scotch induced euphoria I had a brilliant idea. The Summer of Champagne will continue in the wake of the international beer fest (a momentus success last weekend)! Bring friends or Champagne to Joyce's house at 9:30 pm Saturday following the windy interruption of the Tropical Storm named Arlene. I've got two bottles but we all know damn well that is hardly enough for me so

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Biggest threat to my life at the moment

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I haven't had a real thought in days. I'm not sure if it is out of pure mental rebellion or if I'm still hungover from Sunday's river cruise. I don't even think I was that drunk but Sangria can sneak up on you and upset your stomach as can KFC washed down with Protozoa and Piss (sometimes known as bayou water). Sunday was good fun, but now it is Tuesday and I may be on the verge of a zen like

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Joyce imbibes Aubry Champagne at Bacchanal in the Bywater.

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Lanthor and Funny Fred are obviously captivated by my uncannily witty banter and good looks.

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Kickin it on the canal in ZhouZhuang, China. I wish our gondola operator would look out for the building or at least look where she is going! Check out the moves Grover is putting on Tianjin, arm all ticklin on the back.

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I think I was a little hard on the wee folks in my previous post and forgot that I was giving the lion all of the advantages being that he and his prey were all placed in an arena or some other flat surfaced place like my kitchen. While none of you bastards brought this to my attention through your overly attentive analysis of this battle scenario I have decided that midgets numbering as few

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Sara J. Sent me a great faux-article today about midgets taking on a lion leading me to wonder could 42 vertically challenged hominids take down the king of the jungle. If it was Mufassa, yes. Hell, Mickey could do it alone with his unnerving singing and dancing filtered through the lens of the occasional ice capades. But seriously, could any number of little people take on a lion with success?

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Helios P8 all folded up...tiny

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Helios P8, my 20" wheel folding bike

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Between my mom visiting, my bike arriving, and Joyce's Bro I've found little time to write. My bike has made it possible for me to get to work in a flash. I haven't yet decided whether this is good or bad. The AC sure feels good but the 10 minutes of sweating once I'm here is a little disconcerting. Why am I sweating in the AC room and not so much outside? My body has this self cooling thing

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http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/05/cheerleaders.law.reut/index.htmlDemocrats, still sex crazed have proven themselves just as nuts as the Republicans by pushing forward legislation to ban 'booty shaken' under the friday night lights. Didn't these guys see American Beauty? Viagra + wildest dreams = still possible if Kevin Spacey.Florida recently told a 13 year old girl that she couldn't have an

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http://home.swbell.net/kf5tv/voicemail.mp3

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Cold Front by Martin and Munoz

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A Strange Mob by Martin an Munoz

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Traveler58 by Martin and Munoz

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Sarah's boobs...I mean T-Shirt

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RUN!!!!!!...A hot air balloon is crashing into the fairgrounds!

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Blaise teaches Carl the fine art of fellatio.

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I now pronounce thee man and backrest. There are more rocks in these girls hands than in my scotch...Congrats Amber and Josh / Blaise and Sarah.

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Team Buttwatchers, their hands have eyes...

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Saturday Morning

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B.B. King and "Gatemouth" Brown, one day only...a thursday at the fest. I thought I should attend in hopes of spying these blues legends from afar and can now safely say that at 200 yards they both appear to be black, old, and at least one touch away from kickin' it. Somehow though elderly black men defy all explanation (including those given in the bible) and actually get cooler and cooler as

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I spy something pink

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Since the screening of The Return of the King many have been left wondering whether our beloved tiny heroes are either really talented actors blessed with a gift for appearing truly homosexual in moments of sheer joy or merely poor actors who are actually gay and thereby weren't acting at the moment they were supposed to be acting a scene where they embrace others actors gleefully on a big white

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I was all set to order myself a bike today, I worked up some credit card courage and was set to point and click my way to a purchase when I had second thoughts...You see I'm the kind of guy who will happily spend 200 bucks on pants. To you that might mean a number of things. "What a retarded asshole" might be the first thing that comes to mind or perhaps "What a super huge retarded asshole".

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Dahon: Presto Lite; Helios XL; Helios SL

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Prepare to stare at me in wonder and laugh in pure merriment. As I make the move into Joyce's wonderful house I need to procure a bike. I also considered a moped but insurance, gas prices, and a desire to move my feet in tiny circles (as well as a desperate need to not be made fun of by Carl, motorcyclist extraordinaire) I've decided on a collapsible clown-bike more commonly referred to as a

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Today I met with the SpeedQueen a.k.a. commercial washer. There she was with at least 20 just like her, soaking people's underwear in sud filled water and twirling them about at 4g's. Perhaps she knows the burger king and hootie.There is a crazy girl living in my house, she keeps running inside and outside screaming and crying, I bet she'll have a new boyfriend by tomorrow. I also bet I get to

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The japanese are a cultured people. Take for example this arcade game where you pick one of eight characters to spank and then proceed. Except that you aren't so much spanking as sticking a plastic finger in the rump.oh and check out this page: http://www.seanbaby.com/personal/americarules.htm

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David Shrigley

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David Shrigley

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David Shrigley

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Joyce finishing her pad. It is so close! SOOOOOO CLOSE. I want it to be finished but probably not as badly as she does (so that I'll shut up about it). Central Air and Alarm System are in...soon we can pee in the lit bathroom!Transient Caterpillar landing in my hair. The Buckmoth has taken over the sky. I am now more worried about stinging death worms falling on me from the beautiful oak

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Michael Jackson licks foreheads. This is frightening news because I thought he only slept with children, children whose parents like to offer them up like tiny prostitutes to something made of more plastic than a mickey mouse doll. I find the thought of Michael raping anyone ridiculous, he hasn't taken his hand off that thing since he was 15. Perhaps the children just have chocolate foreheads.

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Sunday I made a trip to the Ogden with Joyce, Toni, and Chris to view the work of Walter Inglis Anderson. This jack of many artistic trades did some wild things including authoring a book called Robinson: The Pleasant History of an Unusual Cat. This cat has a mistress and plays piano. This cat is unlike other cats in that it has had its life documented. This cat is better than a normal dog, but

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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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The lofted bedroom of our cottage. Four Post Queen Bed on the right, lush paradise everywhere else.

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Don't bathe in the yellow water it contains sulfur.

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Mango Tree near the top of the Gros Piton: touch for energy, hug for ULTIMATE POWER

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A cottage at Crystals (living room)

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Crystals - St Lucia: www.stluciacrystals.com

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Wax Ginger (Torch Rose) at Botanical Gardens

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Sunset at Jalousie

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Jalousie Beach: Gros Piton

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Soufriere, capital of St. Lucia during the French reign, is conveniently built on the mouth of a volcano.

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Above Soufriere, St. Lucia: A view to the Pitons from La Haut Plantation

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So I’ve decided to cleanse my blog through the magical powers of delete. Recently I traveled to St. Lucia which is better known as Paradise on Earth by those with a moniker resembling mine. 4 out of 5 vacationers give St. Lucia a thumbs up, the missing vacationer is probably lost in the rainforest perhaps eaten by a large snake like a boa constrictor. If you have some money to burn and a little

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